Category Archives: Funny Stuff

Longest Common Prefix Between Two Strings

While working on a “for fun” side project I needed to get the longest common prefix of two arbitrary strings. Since I didn’t find what I was looking for in the PHP string functions I made my own. And for some perverse reason i decided to see what the fewest number of lines I could [...]

OnLive trolls

Man, trolls suck be they on forums, in blog comments, or, when playing video games. I just had an experience with the OnLive video game service which has me of two minds. I was playing Borderlands ( I *LOVE* This game ) single player… And a spectator started watching me. As soon as he entered [...]

Peanut Butter Cup Salad

My wife asked me to recreate the recepie of something we get from the store so we could make it chunkier (yea, thats what I was told) and she could bring it for a potluck/meeting at work today… I got it pretty much spot on, so I thought I’d share it with you. Peanut Butter [...]

OnLive on OSX over WIFI

This does, in fact, work.

I’m sure we all know this feeling…

found at http://i.imgur.com/pdpIk.png via google reader explore functionality late one last night

The Adventures of Lil Cthulhu

Postfix, DKIMproxy, Spamc

If you’re running any moderately busy mail server you’re probably using spamassassins spamc/spamd to check for spam because its tons more efficient than piping the mail through the spamassassin cli. Assuming that you do, and that you plan on adding DKIM proxy to the mix to verify  and sign emails you need to put things [...]

Bella and buddy, represent’n

They’re down with the Dubya P.

Bash: “I Can’t Eat Another Byte”

root@server:/dir/ # ls | wc -l 1060731 root@server:/dir/ # for i in *; do rm -v $i done; done me@home:~/ # HUH? Turns out that bash just couldn’t eat another byte, and next time I logged in I saw this: “bash[5469]: segfault at 0000007fbf7ffff8 rip 00000000004749bf rsp 0000007fbf7fffe0 error 6“… Impressive

LOLSPAM?

support to spammer: “are you a spammer?” spammer to support: “oh hai. oh noes!1!!!” support to spammer: “then what about all this?” spammer to support “oh noes! they must have didz  used mah open proxee i forgotted about which sawmhow got installed on all 200 of my vertual hostez!!1! teh icanhasspam script” support to spammer: [...]