PHP SSH2 code

I’ve had a need to use the PHP SSH2 PECL recently (working on making a product, at work, more efficient) And thought I would share some of the preliminary code. You can find it here: vpssh.phps

The most interesting thing is not vpssh_core or it’s exec (though it’s good code) the really interesting thing is the vpssh_tunnel class and the accompanying examples at the top of the file. This really shows some advanced usage of ssh2_tunnel that you can’t really find anywhere else.

It’s just the beginnings of some useful code, but it’s probably a huge jumping off point for anyone seriously looking into the ssh2 pecl functionality. Oh, it also works with both password and key based authentication.

This code is less than 12 hours old, and it works for me so far, YMMV. Feedback welcome … or not… Whatever. Hope it helps someone out. And I hope it helps me out later when I need this kind of thing again.

php debugging the really really hard way

If you’re ever in a situation where something is only happening intermittently, and only on a live server, and only while it’s under load… Lets say its not generating any error_log or stderr output, and you cant run it manually to reproduce… (we’ve all been in this situation) How do you get any debugging output at all?

Step 1: add this to the top of your entry point php file

if ( $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'] == '127.0.0.1' ) {
       error_log( ' :: ' . getmypid() );
       sleep( 10 );
}

Step 2: use curl on the localhost to make the request

Step 3: (this assumes your error log is /tmp/php-error-output) run the following command in a second (root) terminal window

strace -p $(tail -n 1000 /tmp/php-error-output | grep ' :: ' | tail -n 1 | sed -r s/'^.+ :: '//g) -s 10240 2>&1

Good luck…

Howto: Enable regular expression highlighting in LimeChat

in LimeChat.app/Contents/Resources/logrenderer.rb around line 419… WFM. IANAL. YMMV. RTFM. OMGWTF. WTL. GTFO. ETC.

    words.each do |w|
      next if w.empty?
      s = body
      offset = 0
# 
      rex = Regexp.new(w, true)
# 
      while rex =~ s
# 
        begin
# 
          left = $~.begin(0)
          right = $~.end(0)
          pre = $~.pre_match
          post = $~.post_match
          ok = true

          if exact_word_match
            if !pre.empty? && alphabetic?(w.first_char) && alphabetic?(pre.last_char)
              ok = false
            elsif !post.empty? && alphabetic?(w.last_char) && alphabetic?(post.first_char)
              ok = false
            end
          end

          if ok
            keywords < < { :pos => offset+left, :len => right-left }
          end
          s = post
          offset += right
# 
        rescue
          next
        end
# 
      end
    end

Quality Time With Your JPEGs

When working with user provided images in PHP you run into a problem. Lets say that you want to generate thumbnails of uploaded JPEGs for users. This is a fairly common use case where you would employ PHP and GD (the most prevalent php image extension.) But when you generate the new, smaller, image what quality setting do you use? If your quality setting is too low then the image is distorted unacceptably. Likewise if your quality setting is too high then you produce a dimensionally smaller image with a larger size in bytes than the original. So what do you do when you want to satisfy all cases? Well the obvious answer is that you should use the same JPEG quality setting that the image had when it was uploading. Now… Using PHP and GD tell me how you accomplish this.

Go ahead

I’ll wait

You can’t, can you? If you’re really sneaky you might be thinking about just pulling the data out of the binary stream, and if you’re a linux nut you’re probably sitting there muttering “just use identify (a la imagemagick)”. Of course if you try that under heavy traffic you’ll soon discover that it kills your servers. Just for reference I’ll share that code with you (not everyone is serving 2g/sec in dynamic image traffic after all). We already have the binary data in ram in the $rval variable, in case you were curious.

// define how we will deal with stdin, stdout, and stderr 
$descriptorspec = array( 0 => array( "pipe", "r" ), 1 => array( "pipe", "w" ), 2 => array( "pipe", "a" ) );
// run identify, -verbose required, - means read file from stdin
$process = proc_open( IDENTIFY . ' -verbose -', $descriptorspec, $pipes );
if ( false !== $process ) {
	// pipe the image data through it to its stdin
	fwrite( $pipes[0], $rval );
	// close stdin to allow identify to process
	fclose( $pipes[0] );
	// read the results of the program execution
	$results = stream_get_contents($pipes[1]);
	// clean up open file handles
	fclose( $pipes[1] );
	fclose( $pipes[2] );
	// Unix return value of 0 means success
	if ( 0 == proc_close($process) ) {
		// pull out the image quality from identify output
		if ( preg_match( '#Quality: ([0-9]+)[^0-9]#', $results, $m ) )
			$origin_quality = intval($m[1]);
		// detect when something goes wrong above
		if ( $origin_quality == 0 )
			$origin_quality = 100;
	}
}

So, since this consumes too much of our available resources (especially ram and cpu usage since identify fully decompresses and reads the image into a raw state for processing… hundreds of MB of ram, which you can limit but then it becomes unbearably slow…) that’s out. What now? If you’re really extra sneaky you’re thinking that you should be able to read the setting out of the binary data… there should be a header after all, right? Well… Yes there is a header but “quality” is not a “setting” its more a measure of how compressed the image is… which isn’t exactly recorded either… at least… not as an integer value. The compression matrix used to preform JPEGs lossy compression *IS* stored in a header.. and it turns out this is what the ImageMagick code uses to give us that quality setting. So I set out to reproduce this in PHP.

I know… I’m a masochist.

Thanks to some serious google-fu (and possibly a note in a php online doc manual relating to IPC, I don’t remember which of the two led me to the package first) I found that there’s already some code out there which deals with the nasty bits of reading raw JPEG headers (though not doing what I want with the header that I want) in the PHP JPEG Metadata Toolkit And the instructions for evaluating the header we can then pull is in the ImageMagick source code (coders/jpeg.c)

When we put the two together and modify it a bit to suite our needs (i.e. reading from the in-memory buffer, pulling just the right header from the jpeg file, etc) we get this code… and finally the ability to call $quality = get_jpeg_quality( $rval ); In my test (yea just one or two… very scientific like), this over 100 times faster than using the proc_open and executable method, uses less ram (a lot lot lot lot lot less ram) and generally just doesn’t suck as much.

< ?php

function get_jpeg_header_data( &$buff, $want=null ) { 
	$data = buffer_read( $buff, 2, true ); // Read the first two characters
	// Check that the first two characters are 0xFF 0xDA  (SOI - Start of image)
	if ( $data != "\xFF\xD8" ) {
		// No SOI (FF D8) at start of file - This probably isn't a JPEG file - close file and return;
		return false;
	}
	$data = buffer_read( $buff, 2 ); // Read the third character
	// Check that the third character is 0xFF (Start of first segment header)
	if ( $data{0} != "\xFF" ) {
		// NO FF found - close file and return - JPEG is probably corrupted
		return false;
	}
	// Cycle through the file until, one of: 
	//   1) an EOI (End of image) marker is hit,
	//   2) we have hit the compressed image data (no more headers are allowed after data)
	//   3) or end of file is hit
	$hit_compressed_image_data = FALSE;
	while ( ( $data{1} != "\xD9" ) && ( !$hit_compressed_image_data) && ( $data != '' ) ) { 
		// Found a segment to look at.
		// Check that the segment marker is not a Restart marker - restart markers don't have size or data after them
		if (  ( ord($data{1}) < 0xD0 ) || ( ord($data{1}) > 0xD7 ) ) {
			// Segment isn't a Restart marker
			$sizestr = buffer_read( $buff, 2 ); // Read the next two bytes (size)
			$decodedsize = unpack ("nsize", $sizestr); // convert the size bytes to an integer
			// Read the segment data with length indicated by the previously read size
			$segdata = buffer_read( $buff, $decodedsize['size'] - 2 );
			// Store the segment information in the output array
			if ( !$want || $want == ord($data{1}) ) {
				$headerdata[] = (object)array(  
					"SegType" => ord($data{1}),
					"SegName" => $GLOBALS[ "JPEG_Segment_Names" ][ ord($data{1}) ],
					"SegDesc" => $GLOBALS[ "JPEG_Segment_Descriptions" ][ ord($data{1}) ],
					"SegData" => $segdata 
				);
			}
		}
		// If this is a SOS (Start Of Scan) segment, then there is no more header data - the compressed image data follows
		if ( $data{1} == "\xDA" ) {
			$hit_compressed_image_data = true;
		} else {
			// Not an SOS - Read the next two bytes - should be the segment marker for the next segment
			$data = buffer_read( $buff, 2 );
			// Check that the first byte of the two is 0xFF as it should be for a marker
			if ( $data{0} != "\xFF" ) {
				// NO FF found - close file and return - JPEG is probably corrupted
				return false;
			}
		}
	}
	return $headerdata;
}

function buffer_read( &$buff, $len, $new=false ) {
	static $pointer = 0;
	if ( $new )
		$pointer = 0;
	if ( $pointer + $len > strlen( $buff ) ) {
		$len = strlen( $buff ) - $pointer;
		if ( $len < 1 )
			return null;
	}
	$data = substr( $buff, $pointer, $len );
	$pointer += $len;
	return $data;
}

// The names of the JPEG segment markers, indexed by their marker number
$GLOBALS[ "JPEG_Segment_Names" ] = array(
	0xC0 =>  "SOF0",  0xC1 =>  "SOF1",  0xC2 =>  "SOF2",  0xC3 =>  "SOF4",
	0xC5 =>  "SOF5",  0xC6 =>  "SOF6",  0xC7 =>  "SOF7",  0xC8 =>  "JPG",
	0xC9 =>  "SOF9",  0xCA =>  "SOF10", 0xCB =>  "SOF11", 0xCD =>  "SOF13",
	0xCE =>  "SOF14", 0xCF =>  "SOF15",
	0xC4 =>  "DHT",   0xCC =>  "DAC",
	0xD0 =>  "RST0",  0xD1 =>  "RST1",  0xD2 =>  "RST2",  0xD3 =>  "RST3",
	0xD4 =>  "RST4",  0xD5 =>  "RST5",  0xD6 =>  "RST6",  0xD7 =>  "RST7",
	0xD8 =>  "SOI",   0xD9 =>  "EOI",   0xDA =>  "SOS",   0xDB =>  "DQT",
	0xDC =>  "DNL",   0xDD =>  "DRI",   0xDE =>  "DHP",   0xDF =>  "EXP",
	0xE0 =>  "APP0",  0xE1 =>  "APP1",  0xE2 =>  "APP2",  0xE3 =>  "APP3",
	0xE4 =>  "APP4",  0xE5 =>  "APP5",  0xE6 =>  "APP6",  0xE7 =>  "APP7",
	0xE8 =>  "APP8",  0xE9 =>  "APP9",  0xEA =>  "APP10", 0xEB =>  "APP11",
	0xEC =>  "APP12", 0xED =>  "APP13", 0xEE =>  "APP14", 0xEF =>  "APP15",
	0xF0 =>  "JPG0",  0xF1 =>  "JPG1",  0xF2 =>  "JPG2",  0xF3 =>  "JPG3",
	0xF4 =>  "JPG4",  0xF5 =>  "JPG5",  0xF6 =>  "JPG6",  0xF7 =>  "JPG7",
	0xF8 =>  "JPG8",  0xF9 =>  "JPG9",  0xFA =>  "JPG10", 0xFB =>  "JPG11",
	0xFC =>  "JPG12", 0xFD =>  "JPG13",
	0xFE =>  "COM",   0x01 =>  "TEM",   0x02 =>  "RES",
);


// The descriptions of the JPEG segment markers, indexed by their marker number
$GLOBALS[ "JPEG_Segment_Descriptions" ] = array(
	/* JIF Marker byte pairs in JPEG Interchange Format sequence */
	0xC0 => "Start Of Frame (SOF) Huffman  - Baseline DCT",
	0xC1 =>  "Start Of Frame (SOF) Huffman  - Extended sequential DCT",
	0xC2 =>  "Start Of Frame Huffman  - Progressive DCT (SOF2)",
	0xC3 =>  "Start Of Frame Huffman  - Spatial (sequential) lossless (SOF3)",
	0xC5 =>  "Start Of Frame Huffman  - Differential sequential DCT (SOF5)",
	0xC6 =>  "Start Of Frame Huffman  - Differential progressive DCT (SOF6)",
	0xC7 =>  "Start Of Frame Huffman  - Differential spatial (SOF7)",
	0xC8 =>  "Start Of Frame Arithmetic - Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG)",
	0xC9 =>  "Start Of Frame Arithmetic - Extended sequential DCT (SOF9)",
	0xCA =>  "Start Of Frame Arithmetic - Progressive DCT (SOF10)",
	0xCB =>  "Start Of Frame Arithmetic - Spatial (sequential) lossless (SOF11)",
	0xCD =>  "Start Of Frame Arithmetic - Differential sequential DCT (SOF13)",
	0xCE =>  "Start Of Frame Arithmetic - Differential progressive DCT (SOF14)",
	0xCF =>  "Start Of Frame Arithmetic - Differential spatial (SOF15)",
	0xC4 =>  "Define Huffman Table(s) (DHT)",
	0xCC =>  "Define Arithmetic coding conditioning(s) (DAC)",
	0xD0 =>  "Restart with modulo 8 count 0 (RST0)",
	0xD1 =>  "Restart with modulo 8 count 1 (RST1)",
	0xD2 =>  "Restart with modulo 8 count 2 (RST2)",
	0xD3 =>  "Restart with modulo 8 count 3 (RST3)",
	0xD4 =>  "Restart with modulo 8 count 4 (RST4)",
	0xD5 =>  "Restart with modulo 8 count 5 (RST5)",
	0xD6 =>  "Restart with modulo 8 count 6 (RST6)",
	0xD7 =>  "Restart with modulo 8 count 7 (RST7)",
	0xD8 =>  "Start of Image (SOI)",
	0xD9 =>  "End of Image (EOI)",
	0xDA =>  "Start of Scan (SOS)",
	0xDB =>  "Define quantization Table(s) (DQT)",
	0xDC =>  "Define Number of Lines (DNL)",
	0xDD =>  "Define Restart Interval (DRI)",
	0xDE =>  "Define Hierarchical progression (DHP)",
	0xDF =>  "Expand Reference Component(s) (EXP)",
	0xE0 =>  "Application Field 0 (APP0) - usually JFIF or JFXX",
	0xE1 =>  "Application Field 1 (APP1) - usually EXIF or XMP/RDF",
	0xE2 =>  "Application Field 2 (APP2) - usually Flashpix",
	0xE3 =>  "Application Field 3 (APP3)",
	0xE4 =>  "Application Field 4 (APP4)",
	0xE5 =>  "Application Field 5 (APP5)",
	0xE6 =>  "Application Field 6 (APP6)",
	0xE7 =>  "Application Field 7 (APP7)",
	0xE8 =>  "Application Field 8 (APP8)",
	0xE9 =>  "Application Field 9 (APP9)",
	0xEA =>  "Application Field 10 (APP10)",
	0xEB =>  "Application Field 11 (APP11)",
	0xEC =>  "Application Field 12 (APP12) - usually [picture info]",
	0xED =>  "Application Field 13 (APP13) - usually photoshop IRB / IPTC",
	0xEE =>  "Application Field 14 (APP14)",
	0xEF =>  "Application Field 15 (APP15)",
	0xF0 =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG0)",
	0xF1 =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG1)",
	0xF2 =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG2)",
	0xF3 =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG3)",
	0xF4 =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG4)",
	0xF5 =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG5)",
	0xF6 =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG6)",
	0xF7 =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG7)",
	0xF8 =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG8)",
	0xF9 =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG9)",
	0xFA =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG10)",
	0xFB =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG11)",
	0xFC =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG12)",
	0xFD =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG13)",
	0xFE =>  "Comment (COM)",
	0x01 =>  "For temp private use arith code (TEM)",
	0x02 =>  "Reserved (RES)",
);

/**
 * Most of this function is taken directly from the source code for imagemagick
 * and how it handles identify -verbose $filename to present you with a Quality
 * number.  This number should be considered approximate.  It's essentially
 * based upon the numbers used to perform compression on the original image
 * data... 
 *
 * See: http://www.obrador.com/essentialjpeg/headerinfo.htm
 * See: http://www.impulseadventure.com/photo/jpeg-quantization.html
 * See: http://www.impulseadventure.com/photo/jpeg-huffman-coding.html
 */
function get_jpeg_quality( &$buff ) {
	$tables = array(
		'multi' => array(
			'hash' => array(
				 1020, 1015,  932,  848,  780,  735,  702,  679,  660,  645,
				  632,  623,  613,  607,  600,  594,  589,  585,  581,  571,
				  555,  542,  529,  514,  494,  474,  457,  439,  424,  410,
				  397,  386,  373,  364,  351,  341,  334,  324,  317,  309,
				  299,  294,  287,  279,  274,  267,  262,  257,  251,  247,
				  243,  237,  232,  227,  222,  217,  213,  207,  202,  198,
				  192,  188,  183,  177,  173,  168,  163,  157,  153,  148,
				  143,  139,  132,  128,  125,  119,  115,  108,  104,   99,
				   94,   90,   84,   79,   74,   70,   64,   59,   55,   49,
				   45,   40,   34,   30,   25,   20,   15,   11,    6,    4,
					0	
			), // hash
			'sums' => array (
				 32640, 32635, 32266, 31495, 30665, 29804, 29146, 28599, 28104,
				 27670, 27225, 26725, 26210, 25716, 25240, 24789, 24373, 23946,
				 23572, 22846, 21801, 20842, 19949, 19121, 18386, 17651, 16998,
				 16349, 15800, 15247, 14783, 14321, 13859, 13535, 13081, 12702,
				 12423, 12056, 11779, 11513, 11135, 10955, 10676, 10392, 10208,
				  9928,  9747,  9564,  9369,  9193,  9017,  8822,  8639,  8458,
				  8270,  8084,  7896,  7710,  7527,  7347,  7156,  6977,  6788,
				  6607,  6422,  6236,  6054,  5867,  5684,  5495,  5305,  5128,
				  4945,  4751,  4638,  4442,  4248,  4065,  3888,  3698,  3509,
				  3326,  3139,  2957,  2775,  2586,  2405,  2216,  2037,  1846,
				  1666,  1483,  1297,  1109,   927,   735,   554,   375,   201,
				   128,     0
			 ), // sums
		), // multi
		'single' => array(
			'hash' => array(
               510,  505,  422,  380,  355,  338,  326,  318,  311,  305,
               300,  297,  293,  291,  288,  286,  284,  283,  281,  280,
               279,  278,  277,  273,  262,  251,  243,  233,  225,  218,
               211,  205,  198,  193,  186,  181,  177,  172,  168,  164,
               158,  156,  152,  148,  145,  142,  139,  136,  133,  131,
               129,  126,  123,  120,  118,  115,  113,  110,  107,  105,
               102,  100,   97,   94,   92,   89,   87,   83,   81,   79,
                76,   74,   70,   68,   66,   63,   61,   57,   55,   52,
                50,   48,   44,   42,   39,   37,   34,   31,   29,   26,
                24,   21,   18,   16,   13,   11,    8,    6,    3,    2,
                 0
			), // hash
			'sums' => array(
               16320, 16315, 15946, 15277, 14655, 14073, 13623, 13230, 12859,
               12560, 12240, 11861, 11456, 11081, 10714, 10360, 10027,  9679,
                9368,  9056,  8680,  8331,  7995,  7668,  7376,  7084,  6823,
                6562,  6345,  6125,  5939,  5756,  5571,  5421,  5240,  5086,
                4976,  4829,  4719,  4616,  4463,  4393,  4280,  4166,  4092,
                3980,  3909,  3835,  3755,  3688,  3621,  3541,  3467,  3396,
                3323,  3247,  3170,  3096,  3021,  2952,  2874,  2804,  2727,
                2657,  2583,  2509,  2437,  2362,  2290,  2211,  2136,  2068,
                1996,  1915,  1858,  1773,  1692,  1620,  1552,  1477,  1398,
                1326,  1251,  1179,  1109,  1031,   961,   884,   814,   736,
                 667,   592,   518,   441,   369,   292,   221,   151,    86,
                  64,     0
			), // sums
		), // single
	); // tables
	
	$headers = get_jpeg_header_data( $buff, 0xDB );
	if ( !is_array( $headers ) || !count( $headers ) )
		return 100;
	$header = $headers[0];	
	$quality = 0;
	if ( strlen($header->SegData) > 128 ) {
		$entry = array( 0 => array(), 1 => array() );
		foreach ( str_split( substr( $header->SegData, 1, 64) ) as $chr ) 
			$entry[0][] = ord($chr);
		foreach ( str_split( substr( $header->SegData, -64) ) as $chr )
			$entry[1][] = ord($chr);
		$sum = array_sum( $entry[0] ) + array_sum( $entry[1] );
		$qvalue = $entry[0][2] + $entry[0][53] + $entry[1][0] + $entry[1][63];
		$table = "multi";
	} else if ( strlen($header->SegData) > 64 ) {
		$entry = array( 0 => array() );
		foreach ( str_split( substr( $header->SegData, 1, 64) ) as $chr )
			$entry[0][] = ord($chr);
		$sum = array_sum( $entry[0] );
		$qvalue = $entry[0][2] + $entry[0][53];
		$table = "single";
	} else {
		return 100; // go with a safe value
	}
	for( $i = 0; $i < 100; $i++ ) {
		if ( ( $qvalue < $tables[$table]['hash'][$i] ) && ( $sum < $tables[$table]['sums'][$i] ) )
			continue;
		// error_log( "$table >> $qvalue && $sum >> " . ( $i + 1 ) );
		return $i + 1;
	}
	return 100; // go with a safe value
}

Right… serious suckage. Which is why I’m sharing it here so that you don’t have to go through all that trouble. You can just steal my stolen code. Aren’t GPL compatible licenses fun?

Ok, finally, you… in the back… stop jumping up and down screaming about the Imagick PECL extension… In my testing getCompressionQuality() didnt work and getImageCompression() was unavailable (though I hear there is a newer version of the extension now… YMMV)

php open locking daemon

Don’t you hate that… When it’s 2:00am… and you really should be in bed… But your mind has hold of a problem, and wont let it go. I have a project where it would be really handy for a process to be able to lock (arbitrary string identifier) and for another process to be able to check whether (arbitrary string identifier) is still locked. And the processes that do the locking can die… so the lock really needs to expire when they do. I could use MySQLs get_lock but I’m already abusing the hell out of that for more distributed things (and since you cannot have more than one mysql named lock at a time per connection, i don’t think it would work here…) in the originating processes, and these locks are machine wide, not network wide…

I don’t like flock because you have to actually create a file to try and lock it leaving race conditions and the possibility of orphaned files on the file system which just sucks… I thought about Memcached but I really need something that can be held open for long periods of inactivity and released if the client dies which precludes the infinite and the timed method of memcached value storage…

After some searching I found old — Open Lock Daemon which looked like a super good fit… Until I dug into the communication protocol… What a nightmare for wanting to lock a string… srsly. So not being able to find anything (and apparently not being able to sleep until I had a satisfactory answer) I decided to write one. In PHP, naturally. Weighing in at 180 lines I think it’s a pretty acceptable/workable first pass.

[ edit: code available here ]

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Bigger Aint Always Better

Recently I was troubleshooting some inefficiencies with the jobs systems locking and fetching queries at work. Like a good little boy I, originally, came up with one index which satisfied all the queries that I needed to run against this particular critical table.

 (`completed`,`heartbeat`,`priority`,`datacenter`,`worker`) 
-- datetime,datetime,tinyint,varchar(16),varchar(255)

the query looked like this:

SELECT `id`,GET_LOCK(CONCAT('foo_',`id`),0) as mylock FROM `foo_jobs` 
WHERE `completed` = '0000-00-00 00:00:00' AND `worker` = '' AND `dirty` = 0 
AND IS_FREE_LOCK(CONCAT('foo_',`id`)) = 1 AND `priority` = '0' LIMIT 1

This worked really well as long as the number of jobs in the table remained small.. But there was an event horizon of sorts… where after a certain number of rows (say 10k-25k) the query above took so long to get rows that the system could no longer catch up, but would fall invariably behind… Apparently, the problem was that there was too much data in the key. Because the requirements for these queries had changed slightly (due to other scaling improvements) I was able to simplify and break the indexes into parts which vastly outperform the previous index.

KEY `get_a_job` (`priority`,`workerpid`)
-- tinyint, int
KEY `janitor` (`completed`,`heartbeat`,`worker`,`dirty`)
-- datetime,datetime,varchar(255),tinyint

This works because workerpid is enough to tell us whether a job definition is in process (or was, and has not been cleaned yet.) and makes the following query run against a super small index…

SELECT `id`,GET_LOCK(CONCAT('foo_',`id`),0) as mylock FROM `foo_jobs`
WHERE `priority` = '0' AND `workerpid` IS NULL 
AND IS_FREE_LOCK(CONCAT('foo_,`id`)) = 1 LIMIT 1       

If you’re interested in what dark monstrosity could possibly require queries like these (and are a brave PHP developer) I invite you to check out the jobs system

Erlang… Starting to come together…

I’m finally starting to “get” erlang… just a little bit… I’ve managed to make several TCP daemons… an echo server, a reverse echo server, and a server which spits out an md5 values of the input given.

Yea… I know… Lame… but its one hump I’m finally over…

Just because you build it, doesnt mean they will come

Here’s a small bit of advice for all you would-be “cloud storage providers.” Just because you have a buttload of disks doesn’t mean people will be falling over themselves to use your software. If I have to spend *any* of my time worrying about your load, storage, or other internal algorithms (or unnecessary limitations for that matter) then YOU . HAVE . FAILED.

If I have to take the time to shard my data into 4096 different containers because you couldn’t be bothered to think “hey what if a service with a lot of users that create a lot of stuff decides to use us as a store?” Then you’re obviously not in it to win it (so to speak.)

Give us ABSTRACTED storage. Non abstracted storage we can do on our own thank you.