if ( $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'] == '127.0.0.1' ) {
       error_log( ' :: ' . getmypid() );
       sleep( 10 );
}

strace -p $(tail -n 1000 /tmp/php-error-output | grep ' :: ' | tail -n 1 | sed -r s/'^.+ :: '//g) -s 10240 2>&1

// define how we will deal with stdin, stdout, and stderr 
$descriptorspec = array( 0 => array( "pipe", "r" ), 1 => array( "pipe", "w" ), 2 => array( "pipe", "a" ) );
// run identify, -verbose required, - means read file from stdin
$process = proc_open( IDENTIFY . ' -verbose -', $descriptorspec, $pipes );
if ( false !== $process ) {
	// pipe the image data through it to its stdin
	fwrite( $pipes[0], $rval );
	// close stdin to allow identify to process
	fclose( $pipes[0] );
	// read the results of the program execution
	$results = stream_get_contents($pipes[1]);
	// clean up open file handles
	fclose( $pipes[1] );
	fclose( $pipes[2] );
	// Unix return value of 0 means success
	if ( 0 == proc_close($process) ) {
		// pull out the image quality from identify output
		if ( preg_match( '#Quality: ([0-9]+)[^0-9]#', $results, $m ) )
			$origin_quality = intval($m[1]);
		// detect when something goes wrong above
		if ( $origin_quality == 0 )
			$origin_quality = 100;
	}
}

< ?php
 
function get_jpeg_header_data( &$buff, $want=null ) { 
	$data = buffer_read( $buff, 2, true ); // Read the first two characters
	// Check that the first two characters are 0xFF 0xDA  (SOI - Start of image)
	if ( $data != "\xFF\xD8" ) {
		// No SOI (FF D8) at start of file - This probably isn't a JPEG file - close file and return;
		return false;
	}
	$data = buffer_read( $buff, 2 ); // Read the third character
	// Check that the third character is 0xFF (Start of first segment header)
	if ( $data{0} != "\xFF" ) {
		// NO FF found - close file and return - JPEG is probably corrupted
		return false;
	}
	// Cycle through the file until, one of: 
	//   1) an EOI (End of image) marker is hit,
	//   2) we have hit the compressed image data (no more headers are allowed after data)
	//   3) or end of file is hit
	$hit_compressed_image_data = FALSE;
	while ( ( $data{1} != "\xD9" ) && ( !$hit_compressed_image_data) && ( $data != '' ) ) { 
		// Found a segment to look at.
		// Check that the segment marker is not a Restart marker - restart markers don't have size or data after them
		if (  ( ord($data{1}) < 0xD0 ) || ( ord($data{1}) > 0xD7 ) ) {
			// Segment isn't a Restart marker
			$sizestr = buffer_read( $buff, 2 ); // Read the next two bytes (size)
			$decodedsize = unpack ("nsize", $sizestr); // convert the size bytes to an integer
			// Read the segment data with length indicated by the previously read size
			$segdata = buffer_read( $buff, $decodedsize['size'] - 2 );
			// Store the segment information in the output array
			if ( !$want || $want == ord($data{1}) ) {
				$headerdata[] = (object)array(  
					"SegType" => ord($data{1}),
					"SegName" => $GLOBALS[ "JPEG_Segment_Names" ][ ord($data{1}) ],
					"SegDesc" => $GLOBALS[ "JPEG_Segment_Descriptions" ][ ord($data{1}) ],
					"SegData" => $segdata 
				);
			}
		}
		// If this is a SOS (Start Of Scan) segment, then there is no more header data - the compressed image data follows
		if ( $data{1} == "\xDA" ) {
			$hit_compressed_image_data = true;
		} else {
			// Not an SOS - Read the next two bytes - should be the segment marker for the next segment
			$data = buffer_read( $buff, 2 );
			// Check that the first byte of the two is 0xFF as it should be for a marker
			if ( $data{0} != "\xFF" ) {
				// NO FF found - close file and return - JPEG is probably corrupted
				return false;
			}
		}
	}
	return $headerdata;
}
 
function buffer_read( &$buff, $len, $new=false ) {
	static $pointer = 0;
	if ( $new )
		$pointer = 0;
	if ( $pointer + $len > strlen( $buff ) ) {
		$len = strlen( $buff ) - $pointer;
		if ( $len < 1 )
			return null;
	}
	$data = substr( $buff, $pointer, $len );
	$pointer += $len;
	return $data;
}
 
// The names of the JPEG segment markers, indexed by their marker number
$GLOBALS[ "JPEG_Segment_Names" ] = array(
	0xC0 =>  "SOF0",  0xC1 =>  "SOF1",  0xC2 =>  "SOF2",  0xC3 =>  "SOF4",
	0xC5 =>  "SOF5",  0xC6 =>  "SOF6",  0xC7 =>  "SOF7",  0xC8 =>  "JPG",
	0xC9 =>  "SOF9",  0xCA =>  "SOF10", 0xCB =>  "SOF11", 0xCD =>  "SOF13",
	0xCE =>  "SOF14", 0xCF =>  "SOF15",
	0xC4 =>  "DHT",   0xCC =>  "DAC",
	0xD0 =>  "RST0",  0xD1 =>  "RST1",  0xD2 =>  "RST2",  0xD3 =>  "RST3",
	0xD4 =>  "RST4",  0xD5 =>  "RST5",  0xD6 =>  "RST6",  0xD7 =>  "RST7",
	0xD8 =>  "SOI",   0xD9 =>  "EOI",   0xDA =>  "SOS",   0xDB =>  "DQT",
	0xDC =>  "DNL",   0xDD =>  "DRI",   0xDE =>  "DHP",   0xDF =>  "EXP",
	0xE0 =>  "APP0",  0xE1 =>  "APP1",  0xE2 =>  "APP2",  0xE3 =>  "APP3",
	0xE4 =>  "APP4",  0xE5 =>  "APP5",  0xE6 =>  "APP6",  0xE7 =>  "APP7",
	0xE8 =>  "APP8",  0xE9 =>  "APP9",  0xEA =>  "APP10", 0xEB =>  "APP11",
	0xEC =>  "APP12", 0xED =>  "APP13", 0xEE =>  "APP14", 0xEF =>  "APP15",
	0xF0 =>  "JPG0",  0xF1 =>  "JPG1",  0xF2 =>  "JPG2",  0xF3 =>  "JPG3",
	0xF4 =>  "JPG4",  0xF5 =>  "JPG5",  0xF6 =>  "JPG6",  0xF7 =>  "JPG7",
	0xF8 =>  "JPG8",  0xF9 =>  "JPG9",  0xFA =>  "JPG10", 0xFB =>  "JPG11",
	0xFC =>  "JPG12", 0xFD =>  "JPG13",
	0xFE =>  "COM",   0x01 =>  "TEM",   0x02 =>  "RES",
);
 
 
// The descriptions of the JPEG segment markers, indexed by their marker number
$GLOBALS[ "JPEG_Segment_Descriptions" ] = array(
	/* JIF Marker byte pairs in JPEG Interchange Format sequence */
	0xC0 => "Start Of Frame (SOF) Huffman  - Baseline DCT",
	0xC1 =>  "Start Of Frame (SOF) Huffman  - Extended sequential DCT",
	0xC2 =>  "Start Of Frame Huffman  - Progressive DCT (SOF2)",
	0xC3 =>  "Start Of Frame Huffman  - Spatial (sequential) lossless (SOF3)",
	0xC5 =>  "Start Of Frame Huffman  - Differential sequential DCT (SOF5)",
	0xC6 =>  "Start Of Frame Huffman  - Differential progressive DCT (SOF6)",
	0xC7 =>  "Start Of Frame Huffman  - Differential spatial (SOF7)",
	0xC8 =>  "Start Of Frame Arithmetic - Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG)",
	0xC9 =>  "Start Of Frame Arithmetic - Extended sequential DCT (SOF9)",
	0xCA =>  "Start Of Frame Arithmetic - Progressive DCT (SOF10)",
	0xCB =>  "Start Of Frame Arithmetic - Spatial (sequential) lossless (SOF11)",
	0xCD =>  "Start Of Frame Arithmetic - Differential sequential DCT (SOF13)",
	0xCE =>  "Start Of Frame Arithmetic - Differential progressive DCT (SOF14)",
	0xCF =>  "Start Of Frame Arithmetic - Differential spatial (SOF15)",
	0xC4 =>  "Define Huffman Table(s) (DHT)",
	0xCC =>  "Define Arithmetic coding conditioning(s) (DAC)",
	0xD0 =>  "Restart with modulo 8 count 0 (RST0)",
	0xD1 =>  "Restart with modulo 8 count 1 (RST1)",
	0xD2 =>  "Restart with modulo 8 count 2 (RST2)",
	0xD3 =>  "Restart with modulo 8 count 3 (RST3)",
	0xD4 =>  "Restart with modulo 8 count 4 (RST4)",
	0xD5 =>  "Restart with modulo 8 count 5 (RST5)",
	0xD6 =>  "Restart with modulo 8 count 6 (RST6)",
	0xD7 =>  "Restart with modulo 8 count 7 (RST7)",
	0xD8 =>  "Start of Image (SOI)",
	0xD9 =>  "End of Image (EOI)",
	0xDA =>  "Start of Scan (SOS)",
	0xDB =>  "Define quantization Table(s) (DQT)",
	0xDC =>  "Define Number of Lines (DNL)",
	0xDD =>  "Define Restart Interval (DRI)",
	0xDE =>  "Define Hierarchical progression (DHP)",
	0xDF =>  "Expand Reference Component(s) (EXP)",
	0xE0 =>  "Application Field 0 (APP0) - usually JFIF or JFXX",
	0xE1 =>  "Application Field 1 (APP1) - usually EXIF or XMP/RDF",
	0xE2 =>  "Application Field 2 (APP2) - usually Flashpix",
	0xE3 =>  "Application Field 3 (APP3)",
	0xE4 =>  "Application Field 4 (APP4)",
	0xE5 =>  "Application Field 5 (APP5)",
	0xE6 =>  "Application Field 6 (APP6)",
	0xE7 =>  "Application Field 7 (APP7)",
	0xE8 =>  "Application Field 8 (APP8)",
	0xE9 =>  "Application Field 9 (APP9)",
	0xEA =>  "Application Field 10 (APP10)",
	0xEB =>  "Application Field 11 (APP11)",
	0xEC =>  "Application Field 12 (APP12) - usually [picture info]",
	0xED =>  "Application Field 13 (APP13) - usually photoshop IRB / IPTC",
	0xEE =>  "Application Field 14 (APP14)",
	0xEF =>  "Application Field 15 (APP15)",
	0xF0 =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG0)",
	0xF1 =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG1)",
	0xF2 =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG2)",
	0xF3 =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG3)",
	0xF4 =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG4)",
	0xF5 =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG5)",
	0xF6 =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG6)",
	0xF7 =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG7)",
	0xF8 =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG8)",
	0xF9 =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG9)",
	0xFA =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG10)",
	0xFB =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG11)",
	0xFC =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG12)",
	0xFD =>  "Reserved for JPEG extensions (JPG13)",
	0xFE =>  "Comment (COM)",
	0x01 =>  "For temp private use arith code (TEM)",
	0x02 =>  "Reserved (RES)",
);
 
/**
 * Most of this function is taken directly from the source code for imagemagick
 * and how it handles identify -verbose $filename to present you with a Quality
 * number.  This number should be considered approximate.  It's essentially
 * based upon the numbers used to perform compression on the original image
 * data... 
 *
 * See: http://www.obrador.com/essentialjpeg/headerinfo.htm
 * See: http://www.impulseadventure.com/photo/jpeg-quantization.html
 * See: http://www.impulseadventure.com/photo/jpeg-huffman-coding.html
 */
function get_jpeg_quality( &$buff ) {
	$tables = array(
		'multi' => array(
			'hash' => array(
				 1020, 1015,  932,  848,  780,  735,  702,  679,  660,  645,
				  632,  623,  613,  607,  600,  594,  589,  585,  581,  571,
				  555,  542,  529,  514,  494,  474,  457,  439,  424,  410,
				  397,  386,  373,  364,  351,  341,  334,  324,  317,  309,
				  299,  294,  287,  279,  274,  267,  262,  257,  251,  247,
				  243,  237,  232,  227,  222,  217,  213,  207,  202,  198,
				  192,  188,  183,  177,  173,  168,  163,  157,  153,  148,
				  143,  139,  132,  128,  125,  119,  115,  108,  104,   99,
				   94,   90,   84,   79,   74,   70,   64,   59,   55,   49,
				   45,   40,   34,   30,   25,   20,   15,   11,    6,    4,
					0	
			), // hash
			'sums' => array (
				 32640, 32635, 32266, 31495, 30665, 29804, 29146, 28599, 28104,
				 27670, 27225, 26725, 26210, 25716, 25240, 24789, 24373, 23946,
				 23572, 22846, 21801, 20842, 19949, 19121, 18386, 17651, 16998,
				 16349, 15800, 15247, 14783, 14321, 13859, 13535, 13081, 12702,
				 12423, 12056, 11779, 11513, 11135, 10955, 10676, 10392, 10208,
				  9928,  9747,  9564,  9369,  9193,  9017,  8822,  8639,  8458,
				  8270,  8084,  7896,  7710,  7527,  7347,  7156,  6977,  6788,
				  6607,  6422,  6236,  6054,  5867,  5684,  5495,  5305,  5128,
				  4945,  4751,  4638,  4442,  4248,  4065,  3888,  3698,  3509,
				  3326,  3139,  2957,  2775,  2586,  2405,  2216,  2037,  1846,
				  1666,  1483,  1297,  1109,   927,   735,   554,   375,   201,
				   128,     0
			 ), // sums
		), // multi
		'single' => array(
			'hash' => array(
               510,  505,  422,  380,  355,  338,  326,  318,  311,  305,
               300,  297,  293,  291,  288,  286,  284,  283,  281,  280,
               279,  278,  277,  273,  262,  251,  243,  233,  225,  218,
               211,  205,  198,  193,  186,  181,  177,  172,  168,  164,
               158,  156,  152,  148,  145,  142,  139,  136,  133,  131,
               129,  126,  123,  120,  118,  115,  113,  110,  107,  105,
               102,  100,   97,   94,   92,   89,   87,   83,   81,   79,
                76,   74,   70,   68,   66,   63,   61,   57,   55,   52,
                50,   48,   44,   42,   39,   37,   34,   31,   29,   26,
                24,   21,   18,   16,   13,   11,    8,    6,    3,    2,
                 0
			), // hash
			'sums' => array(
               16320, 16315, 15946, 15277, 14655, 14073, 13623, 13230, 12859,
               12560, 12240, 11861, 11456, 11081, 10714, 10360, 10027,  9679,
                9368,  9056,  8680,  8331,  7995,  7668,  7376,  7084,  6823,
                6562,  6345,  6125,  5939,  5756,  5571,  5421,  5240,  5086,
                4976,  4829,  4719,  4616,  4463,  4393,  4280,  4166,  4092,
                3980,  3909,  3835,  3755,  3688,  3621,  3541,  3467,  3396,
                3323,  3247,  3170,  3096,  3021,  2952,  2874,  2804,  2727,
                2657,  2583,  2509,  2437,  2362,  2290,  2211,  2136,  2068,
                1996,  1915,  1858,  1773,  1692,  1620,  1552,  1477,  1398,
                1326,  1251,  1179,  1109,  1031,   961,   884,   814,   736,
                 667,   592,   518,   441,   369,   292,   221,   151,    86,
                  64,     0
			), // sums
		), // single
	); // tables
 
	$headers = get_jpeg_header_data( $buff, 0xDB );
	if ( !is_array( $headers ) || !count( $headers ) )
		return 100;
	$header = $headers[0];	
	$quality = 0;
	if ( strlen($header->SegData) > 128 ) {
		$entry = array( 0 => array(), 1 => array() );
		foreach ( str_split( substr( $header->SegData, 1, 64) ) as $chr ) 
			$entry[0][] = ord($chr);
		foreach ( str_split( substr( $header->SegData, -64) ) as $chr )
			$entry[1][] = ord($chr);
		$sum = array_sum( $entry[0] ) + array_sum( $entry[1] );
		$qvalue = $entry[0][2] + $entry[0][53] + $entry[1][0] + $entry[1][63];
		$table = "multi";
	} else if ( strlen($header->SegData) > 64 ) {
		$entry = array( 0 => array() );
		foreach ( str_split( substr( $header->SegData, 1, 64) ) as $chr )
			$entry[0][] = ord($chr);
		$sum = array_sum( $entry[0] );
		$qvalue = $entry[0][2] + $entry[0][53];
		$table = "single";
	} else {
		return 100; // go with a safe value
	}
	for( $i = 0; $i < 100; $i++ ) {
		if ( ( $qvalue < $tables[$table]['hash'][$i] ) && ( $sum < $tables[$table]['sums'][$i] ) )
			continue;
		// error_log( "$table >> $qvalue && $sum >> " . ( $i + 1 ) );
		return $i + 1;
	}
	return 100; // go with a safe value
}