support to spammer: “are you a spammer?”

spammer to support: “oh hai. oh noes!1!!!”

support to spammer: “then what about all this?”

spammer to support “oh noes! they must have didz  used mah open proxee i forgotted about which sawmhow got installed on all 200 of my vertual hostez!!1! teh icanhasspam script”

support to spammer: “oh, sounds reasonable, dont let it happen again okay?”

spammer to support: “four surez!!1! lolz!